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So I'm At An EMT Class The Other Day…

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…teaching some fledgling lifesavers how to do artificial ventilations with a bag-valve-mask and how to insert advanced airway devices. I’m critiquing the technique of one of them, when I hear this precious little voice from the corner,

“One one-thousand…two one-thousand…three one-thousand…four one-thousand…five one-thousand…BREATHE…”

I look over, and KatyBeth has picked up a spare Ambu bag, and is doing her best to ventilate a CPR manikin. She’s holding the bag in place with her right hand, and gamely trying to squeeze the bag with her Lucky Fin.

I call out, half-jokingly, “Tuck the bag under your arm and squeeze it that way, Sweetie. It’ll work better.”

I’ll be damned if she didn’t actually get a few decent breaths in.

“Aawwww, how sweet!” one of the students gushes. “Just like her Daddy!”

“Yep,” I beam proudly, “so let that be a lesson to you. My five-year-old with cerebral palsy and only one good arm has given more effective breaths than you have in the past five minutes. So quit telling me how tough this is and get your butts back to work.”

*sigh*

There’s nothing like being shown up by a toddler to make a student work harder.

  • Anonymous

    Ah,bless! Do you have ‘Take your daughter to work day’ in the States? It’s a thing over here to raise girls aspirations. j

  • Anonymous

    Ah,bless! Do you have ‘Take your daughter to work day’ in the States? It’s a thing over here to raise girls aspirations. j

  • Fire Fox

    Way to go KatyBeth! An inspiration to all, not just in CPR class, but in life as well!

  • Fire Fox

    Way to go KatyBeth! An inspiration to all, not just in CPR class, but in life as well!

  • Fire Fox

    Way to go KatyBeth! An inspiration to all, not just in CPR class, but in life as well!

  • Fire Fox

    Way to go KatyBeth! An inspiration to all, not just in CPR class, but in life as well!

  • Ali

    Nothing is gonna stop KatyBeth! :)

  • Ali

    Nothing is gonna stop KatyBeth! :)

  • Ali

    Nothing is gonna stop KatyBeth! :)

  • Ali

    Nothing is gonna stop KatyBeth! :)

  • Terri

    KatyBeth rocks! That’s awesome and definitely something I’ll remember when I’m gripping about this that or the other.Btw, have been reading your “Star of Life” and wanted to let you know how much I enjoy it. Keep up the great story line :0)

  • Terri

    KatyBeth rocks! That’s awesome and definitely something I’ll remember when I’m gripping about this that or the other.Btw, have been reading your “Star of Life” and wanted to let you know how much I enjoy it. Keep up the great story line :0)

  • Terri

    KatyBeth rocks! That’s awesome and definitely something I’ll remember when I’m gripping about this that or the other.Btw, have been reading your “Star of Life” and wanted to let you know how much I enjoy it. Keep up the great story line :0)

  • Terri

    KatyBeth rocks! That’s awesome and definitely something I’ll remember when I’m gripping about this that or the other.Btw, have been reading your “Star of Life” and wanted to let you know how much I enjoy it. Keep up the great story line :0)

  • Castr8r

    Ain’t kids wonderful! And and it seems that those with “challenges” can show us so much if they’re pointed in the right direction by careing, loving parents- so an “ATTABOY” for the both of ya!

  • Castr8r

    Ain’t kids wonderful! And and it seems that those with “challenges” can show us so much if they’re pointed in the right direction by careing, loving parents- so an “ATTABOY” for the both of ya!

  • Castr8r

    Ain’t kids wonderful! And and it seems that those with “challenges” can show us so much if they’re pointed in the right direction by careing, loving parents- so an “ATTABOY” for the both of ya!

  • Castr8r

    Ain’t kids wonderful! And and it seems that those with “challenges” can show us so much if they’re pointed in the right direction by careing, loving parents- so an “ATTABOY” for the both of ya!

  • Bernice

    I am tempted to use this example when teaching CPR. And WAY TO GO KatyBeth! Rock on!

  • Bernice

    I am tempted to use this example when teaching CPR. And WAY TO GO KatyBeth! Rock on!

  • Bernice

    I am tempted to use this example when teaching CPR. And WAY TO GO KatyBeth! Rock on!

  • Bernice

    I am tempted to use this example when teaching CPR. And WAY TO GO KatyBeth! Rock on!

  • HollyB

    Ted, I’ve known two men with Narcolepsy.One of them was my Daddy. He also had sleep apnea. What a bitch, huh? Fall asleep and stop breathin’, the ultimate bad joke combo!But Daddy took some sort of anti-convulsant med for his Narcolepsy. His neurologist said it is a type of seizure disorder and was connected to his sleep apnea. Once they found the correct dosage, he didn’t have any problems w/the narcolepsy. He did still have the Sleep Apnea, of course, but a CPAP cut down on the daytime sleepiness from that. I think your guy was just a butt-head from your description. And the narcolepsy, unless it was documented by an M.D., was bogus.

  • HollyB

    Ted, I’ve known two men with Narcolepsy.One of them was my Daddy. He also had sleep apnea. What a bitch, huh? Fall asleep and stop breathin’, the ultimate bad joke combo!But Daddy took some sort of anti-convulsant med for his Narcolepsy. His neurologist said it is a type of seizure disorder and was connected to his sleep apnea. Once they found the correct dosage, he didn’t have any problems w/the narcolepsy. He did still have the Sleep Apnea, of course, but a CPAP cut down on the daytime sleepiness from that. I think your guy was just a butt-head from your description. And the narcolepsy, unless it was documented by an M.D., was bogus.

  • HollyB

    Ted, I’ve known two men with Narcolepsy.One of them was my Daddy. He also had sleep apnea. What a bitch, huh? Fall asleep and stop breathin’, the ultimate bad joke combo!But Daddy took some sort of anti-convulsant med for his Narcolepsy. His neurologist said it is a type of seizure disorder and was connected to his sleep apnea. Once they found the correct dosage, he didn’t have any problems w/the narcolepsy. He did still have the Sleep Apnea, of course, but a CPAP cut down on the daytime sleepiness from that. I think your guy was just a butt-head from your description. And the narcolepsy, unless it was documented by an M.D., was bogus.

  • HollyB

    Ted, I’ve known two men with Narcolepsy.One of them was my Daddy. He also had sleep apnea. What a bitch, huh? Fall asleep and stop breathin’, the ultimate bad joke combo!But Daddy took some sort of anti-convulsant med for his Narcolepsy. His neurologist said it is a type of seizure disorder and was connected to his sleep apnea. Once they found the correct dosage, he didn’t have any problems w/the narcolepsy. He did still have the Sleep Apnea, of course, but a CPAP cut down on the daytime sleepiness from that. I think your guy was just a butt-head from your description. And the narcolepsy, unless it was documented by an M.D., was bogus.

  • Anonymous

    Yesss!

  • Anonymous

    Yesss!

  • Anonymous

    Yesss!

  • Anonymous

    Yesss!

  • Laura Gallagher

    Yay for KatyBeth!Reminds me of when my mom used to teach Red Cross first aid and CPR classes, and I used to be there to help lay out and set up the manikins and such. She’s cooler, though!

  • Laura Gallagher

    Yay for KatyBeth!Reminds me of when my mom used to teach Red Cross first aid and CPR classes, and I used to be there to help lay out and set up the manikins and such. She’s cooler, though!

  • Laura Gallagher

    Yay for KatyBeth!Reminds me of when my mom used to teach Red Cross first aid and CPR classes, and I used to be there to help lay out and set up the manikins and such. She’s cooler, though!

  • Laura Gallagher

    Yay for KatyBeth!Reminds me of when my mom used to teach Red Cross first aid and CPR classes, and I used to be there to help lay out and set up the manikins and such. She’s cooler, though!

  • Stacey

    HAHA That is awesome. I bet none of your students will ever forget that either. —There is a volunteer driver where I work who can’t lift so there always has to be a third person on with her to do the lifting. She was complaining to one of the supervisors that she didn’t want to work with another female (me) because of “Lifting issues” I looked the Sup. square in they eye and said “Well I would be more than happy to not have to work with her but you know as well as I do that I am not the one with the lifting issues.” She just huffed at me and stomped away. He started laughing before she even left the room. I was soooo mad because all teh guys I work with know that I can lift just as good as they can so to have some old, washed up grandma who drives 30 mph down the highway while going lights and sirens crituiqe my lifting skills mucho pissed me off.Then there is a guy who has been in EMS for like 30 years and he can’t lift anymore either. So me and my female partner got stuck with him one day and he was doing the macho “women shouldn’t be in EMS” thing. I very diplomaticly pointed out that it takes alot of guts to say that women shouldn’t be in EMS when he had to have two girls lift for him. He won’t work with me anymore. muahhahaha

  • Stacey

    HAHA That is awesome. I bet none of your students will ever forget that either. —There is a volunteer driver where I work who can’t lift so there always has to be a third person on with her to do the lifting. She was complaining to one of the supervisors that she didn’t want to work with another female (me) because of “Lifting issues” I looked the Sup. square in they eye and said “Well I would be more than happy to not have to work with her but you know as well as I do that I am not the one with the lifting issues.” She just huffed at me and stomped away. He started laughing before she even left the room. I was soooo mad because all teh guys I work with know that I can lift just as good as they can so to have some old, washed up grandma who drives 30 mph down the highway while going lights and sirens crituiqe my lifting skills mucho pissed me off.Then there is a guy who has been in EMS for like 30 years and he can’t lift anymore either. So me and my female partner got stuck with him one day and he was doing the macho “women shouldn’t be in EMS” thing. I very diplomaticly pointed out that it takes alot of guts to say that women shouldn’t be in EMS when he had to have two girls lift for him. He won’t work with me anymore. muahhahaha

  • Stacey

    HAHA That is awesome. I bet none of your students will ever forget that either. —There is a volunteer driver where I work who can’t lift so there always has to be a third person on with her to do the lifting. She was complaining to one of the supervisors that she didn’t want to work with another female (me) because of “Lifting issues” I looked the Sup. square in they eye and said “Well I would be more than happy to not have to work with her but you know as well as I do that I am not the one with the lifting issues.” She just huffed at me and stomped away. He started laughing before she even left the room. I was soooo mad because all teh guys I work with know that I can lift just as good as they can so to have some old, washed up grandma who drives 30 mph down the highway while going lights and sirens crituiqe my lifting skills mucho pissed me off.Then there is a guy who has been in EMS for like 30 years and he can’t lift anymore either. So me and my female partner got stuck with him one day and he was doing the macho “women shouldn’t be in EMS” thing. I very diplomaticly pointed out that it takes alot of guts to say that women shouldn’t be in EMS when he had to have two girls lift for him. He won’t work with me anymore. muahhahaha

  • Stacey

    HAHA That is awesome. I bet none of your students will ever forget that either. —There is a volunteer driver where I work who can’t lift so there always has to be a third person on with her to do the lifting. She was complaining to one of the supervisors that she didn’t want to work with another female (me) because of “Lifting issues” I looked the Sup. square in they eye and said “Well I would be more than happy to not have to work with her but you know as well as I do that I am not the one with the lifting issues.” She just huffed at me and stomped away. He started laughing before she even left the room. I was soooo mad because all teh guys I work with know that I can lift just as good as they can so to have some old, washed up grandma who drives 30 mph down the highway while going lights and sirens crituiqe my lifting skills mucho pissed me off.Then there is a guy who has been in EMS for like 30 years and he can’t lift anymore either. So me and my female partner got stuck with him one day and he was doing the macho “women shouldn’t be in EMS” thing. I very diplomaticly pointed out that it takes alot of guts to say that women shouldn’t be in EMS when he had to have two girls lift for him. He won’t work with me anymore. muahhahaha

  • Orthette

    Can’t imagine how proud you must be of your daughter. She sounds like a true inspiration!

  • Orthette

    Can’t imagine how proud you must be of your daughter. She sounds like a true inspiration!

  • Orthette

    Can’t imagine how proud you must be of your daughter. She sounds like a true inspiration!

  • Orthette

    Can’t imagine how proud you must be of your daughter. She sounds like a true inspiration!

  • AlisonH

    Go Katybeth!

  • AlisonH

    Go Katybeth!

  • AlisonH

    Go Katybeth!

  • AlisonH

    Go Katybeth!

  • fuzzys dad

    Thank Heaven for little Girls.I have two of my own.God Bless you KatyBeth.

  • fuzzys dad

    Thank Heaven for little Girls.I have two of my own.God Bless you KatyBeth.

  • fuzzys dad

    Thank Heaven for little Girls.I have two of my own.God Bless you KatyBeth.

  • fuzzys dad

    Thank Heaven for little Girls.I have two of my own.God Bless you KatyBeth.


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