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Dear America,

Just because you feel ill, does not mean your condition is an emergency.

It probably doesn’t even mean your condition warrants an appointment with your personal physician.

It simply means that you need to sit your happy ass at home and medicate yourself with something cheap, and preferably over-the-counter until you feel better.

Unless you’re contagious, you can probably go to work too. It’s bad enough that we’ve become a nation of pussies and whiners, at least try not to let productivity suffer because of it.

Oh, and Democratic Presidential candidates?

Our nation doesn’t need universal healthcare coverage. We have an overabundance of the entitlement mentality as it is.

What we need is for about 75% of our ER clientele to HTFU.

Sincerely,
The Medic Who Is Routinely Sicker Than Most Of His Patients*

*And I ain’t been sick.

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Posted by Ambulance Driver on March 1, 2008 • Filed under: Uncategorized

RT

Thank you, Babs! All of those supplies can be bought on my way home from work tomorrow. YUMMY!I’ll do anything to get rid of the remainder of this thing. It’s a beyotch.
RT

Thank you, Babs! All of those supplies can be bought on my way home from work tomorrow. YUMMY!I’ll do anything to get rid of the remainder of this thing. It’s a beyotch.
RT

Thank you, Babs! All of those supplies can be bought on my way home from work tomorrow. YUMMY!I’ll do anything to get rid of the remainder of this thing. It’s a beyotch.
RT

Thank you, Babs! All of those supplies can be bought on my way home from work tomorrow. YUMMY!I’ll do anything to get rid of the remainder of this thing. It’s a beyotch.
Byrd

Damn fine letter!! Now if we just had a way of shoving this in the face of everyone before they enter the ER or call for an ambulance. Seriously people HTFU!!! I’ve had a four organ transplant (plus many other real medical issues), so I think I’m entitled to tell folks to HTFU.
Byrd

Damn fine letter!! Now if we just had a way of shoving this in the face of everyone before they enter the ER or call for an ambulance. Seriously people HTFU!!! I’ve had a four organ transplant (plus many other real medical issues), so I think I’m entitled to tell folks to HTFU.
Byrd

Damn fine letter!! Now if we just had a way of shoving this in the face of everyone before they enter the ER or call for an ambulance. Seriously people HTFU!!! I’ve had a four organ transplant (plus many other real medical issues), so I think I’m entitled to tell folks to HTFU.
Byrd

Damn fine letter!! Now if we just had a way of shoving this in the face of everyone before they enter the ER or call for an ambulance. Seriously people HTFU!!! I’ve had a four organ transplant (plus many other real medical issues), so I think I’m entitled to tell folks to HTFU.
painter in hiding

I was that medic last week. I should have showed my snot rag to my whiney “I just don’t feel good patient.” It was impressive.B-PS love your blog
painter in hiding

I was that medic last week. I should have showed my snot rag to my whiney “I just don’t feel good patient.” It was impressive.B-PS love your blog
painter in hiding

I was that medic last week. I should have showed my snot rag to my whiney “I just don’t feel good patient.” It was impressive.B-PS love your blog
painter in hiding

I was that medic last week. I should have showed my snot rag to my whiney “I just don’t feel good patient.” It was impressive.B-PS love your blog

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