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Twelve Days…

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…nineteen pounds.

It surprised me so much, I rechecked the calibration on the scale. Yep, I had lost nineteen pounds.

I weighed on the morning of Monday, February 4. Our digital, high-capacity scale on the acute care floor was way off, like by thirty-five pounds light. That scale said I weighed 328 pounds. Numerous attempts to calibrate that scale failed. Although it finally did record something close to my actual weight…it then recorded everyone else 15-20 pounds heavier than their actual weight.

The ER scale said I weighed more than its 350 pound capacity, but by how much?

Well, using Dinosaur Doc’s handy dandy trick for extending a scale’s capacity, I discovered my actual weight was 362 pounds.

I’ve deliberately avoided weighing until today, when I stepped on it out of sheer curiosity.

343 pounds, after factoring in the added capacity of the counterweight.

It surprised me so much, I checked the scale without the counterweight, and sure enough, it read 343 pounds. I am now well within the scale’s weight capacity, without modifications.

Heh.

It always used to infuriate the Ex Missus that I could drop weight so quickly and easily. Before our wedding, I lost sixteen pounds in just under two weeks. Looks like I haven’t lost the ability.

I’m not congratulating myself, though. I realize I’ve only dropped about 19 pounds of water. It only gets tougher from here. Still, it feels nice, especially considering that the weather has only allowed me to walk for four days of the twelve.

If you’re wondering how I’m doing it, here’s how:

1. Stop the Cokes and tea altogether. Our tea at work is made with Splenda, but I’d rather just drop the caffeine from my diet as well. Drinking lots of water, and the occasional Coke Zero.

2. Low carbs. I get a six inch Subway club about three days a week, when I pick up KatyBeth from school. On wheat bread with light mayo and two slices of American cheese, it’s still only right at 500 calories.

3. If it was fried, it ain’t going in my body.

4. I have the hospital cafeteria fix me salads. I get a grilled chicken salad and a ham salad every day I work. With all the stuff they put on them, including one packet of regular Ranch dressing, they’re around 500 calories or so.

5. Find something to do. My problem isn’t willpower, or a crappy metabolism, it’s that I eat when I’m bored. Simple as that. So, I occupy my time otherwise, and when I absolutely have to snack, it’s a handful of unsalted peanuts, or celery with Ranch dip, or 4 oz of tuna.

6. Exercise. My next item on the agenda is to get a rainsuit. This wet weather is not going to keep me from walking. It’s a 3.2 mile round trip from home to work, and I plan to walk that much every day. When my legs and knees quit complaining about it, I’m going to extend it, or walk it faster.

Basically, it was nothing Earth-shattering. I just took steps to make it easier to eat the right way rather than the wrong way.

So many of my bad habits were simply a matter of convenience. So, I dumped all the bad crap in the pantry and started over. Now, it’s more convenient to cook something at home, rather than run to McDonald’s. I grill chicken or fish, and I eat one serving of peas or beans. That’s it.

Basically, I’m expending more than I’m consuming. There hasn’t been a day in the past twelve where I’ve consumed more than 1600 calories, and I haven’t really been all that hungry. My tastes are simple, and I like the taste of the foods I’m currently eating.

Plus, Babs has dropped a few pounds too, and I need to keep up with my smokin’ hot girlfriend.

  • Matt G

    FyremanDoug– Just discovered the baby carrot sticks. They’re awesome. Guilty pleasure.

  • Matt G

    FyremanDoug– Just discovered the baby carrot sticks. They’re awesome. Guilty pleasure.

  • Wyatt Earp

    That is awesome, chief! Really. Keep up the good work.

  • Wyatt Earp

    That is awesome, chief! Really. Keep up the good work.

  • Wyatt Earp

    That is awesome, chief! Really. Keep up the good work.

  • Wyatt Earp

    That is awesome, chief! Really. Keep up the good work.

  • John McElveen

    Fantastic, Awesome, Great and every other descriptive word you can add to it.And you know the most important part- not the how’s and the what’s- the main thing is:That YOU are worth it! Babs is worth it. KatyBeth is worth it!Happy for ya bro! And you are doing it smart, so you won’t get all ketotic and have your Uric Acid skeet out of your butt and your Gallbladder attack you! Well balanced and well done.

  • John McElveen

    Fantastic, Awesome, Great and every other descriptive word you can add to it.And you know the most important part- not the how’s and the what’s- the main thing is:That YOU are worth it! Babs is worth it. KatyBeth is worth it!Happy for ya bro! And you are doing it smart, so you won’t get all ketotic and have your Uric Acid skeet out of your butt and your Gallbladder attack you! Well balanced and well done.

  • John McElveen

    Fantastic, Awesome, Great and every other descriptive word you can add to it.And you know the most important part- not the how’s and the what’s- the main thing is:That YOU are worth it! Babs is worth it. KatyBeth is worth it!Happy for ya bro! And you are doing it smart, so you won’t get all ketotic and have your Uric Acid skeet out of your butt and your Gallbladder attack you! Well balanced and well done.

  • John McElveen

    Fantastic, Awesome, Great and every other descriptive word you can add to it.And you know the most important part- not the how’s and the what’s- the main thing is:That YOU are worth it! Babs is worth it. KatyBeth is worth it!Happy for ya bro! And you are doing it smart, so you won’t get all ketotic and have your Uric Acid skeet out of your butt and your Gallbladder attack you! Well balanced and well done.

  • Anonymous

    AD, I’m gonna tell you pretty much the same thing I tell everybody else when the subject of weightloss comes up: You can do it the easy way (like you’re doing it now,) or you can do it the hard way, like I did it.I wandered through life, eating whatever looked good at the time and maintaining a weight of about 265 lbs. Then one night I woke up with a feeling of discomfort in my chest. My wife hauled me off to the local ER where they poked needles in me, stuffed tubes down (and up) me and sucked at least 37 quarts of blood out of me.Long story short: Several days and five by-passes later they threw me out on the street with a long list of foods I shouldn’t eat. Naturally, they were almost all stuff I loved to eat before the heart attack. Since then I’ve been weighing myself every morning and I’ve dropped 35 lbs.Now, all you guys (and gals) can lose weight too. You can do it the easy way (like AD is doing) or you can do it the hard way. I reccommend the easy way.

  • Anonymous

    AD, I’m gonna tell you pretty much the same thing I tell everybody else when the subject of weightloss comes up: You can do it the easy way (like you’re doing it now,) or you can do it the hard way, like I did it.I wandered through life, eating whatever looked good at the time and maintaining a weight of about 265 lbs. Then one night I woke up with a feeling of discomfort in my chest. My wife hauled me off to the local ER where they poked needles in me, stuffed tubes down (and up) me and sucked at least 37 quarts of blood out of me.Long story short: Several days and five by-passes later they threw me out on the street with a long list of foods I shouldn’t eat. Naturally, they were almost all stuff I loved to eat before the heart attack. Since then I’ve been weighing myself every morning and I’ve dropped 35 lbs.Now, all you guys (and gals) can lose weight too. You can do it the easy way (like AD is doing) or you can do it the hard way. I reccommend the easy way.

  • Anonymous

    AD, I’m gonna tell you pretty much the same thing I tell everybody else when the subject of weightloss comes up: You can do it the easy way (like you’re doing it now,) or you can do it the hard way, like I did it.I wandered through life, eating whatever looked good at the time and maintaining a weight of about 265 lbs. Then one night I woke up with a feeling of discomfort in my chest. My wife hauled me off to the local ER where they poked needles in me, stuffed tubes down (and up) me and sucked at least 37 quarts of blood out of me.Long story short: Several days and five by-passes later they threw me out on the street with a long list of foods I shouldn’t eat. Naturally, they were almost all stuff I loved to eat before the heart attack. Since then I’ve been weighing myself every morning and I’ve dropped 35 lbs.Now, all you guys (and gals) can lose weight too. You can do it the easy way (like AD is doing) or you can do it the hard way. I reccommend the easy way.

  • Anonymous

    AD, I’m gonna tell you pretty much the same thing I tell everybody else when the subject of weightloss comes up: You can do it the easy way (like you’re doing it now,) or you can do it the hard way, like I did it.I wandered through life, eating whatever looked good at the time and maintaining a weight of about 265 lbs. Then one night I woke up with a feeling of discomfort in my chest. My wife hauled me off to the local ER where they poked needles in me, stuffed tubes down (and up) me and sucked at least 37 quarts of blood out of me.Long story short: Several days and five by-passes later they threw me out on the street with a long list of foods I shouldn’t eat. Naturally, they were almost all stuff I loved to eat before the heart attack. Since then I’ve been weighing myself every morning and I’ve dropped 35 lbs.Now, all you guys (and gals) can lose weight too. You can do it the easy way (like AD is doing) or you can do it the hard way. I reccommend the easy way.

  • Evil Lunch Lady

    Wow! Life style changes are hard, keep up the good work!

  • Evil Lunch Lady

    Wow! Life style changes are hard, keep up the good work!

  • Evil Lunch Lady

    Wow! Life style changes are hard, keep up the good work!

  • Evil Lunch Lady

    Wow! Life style changes are hard, keep up the good work!

  • Canadian Girl

    Well done. You’ve got your own personal cheering section here.

  • Canadian Girl

    Well done. You’ve got your own personal cheering section here.

  • Canadian Girl

    Well done. You’ve got your own personal cheering section here.

  • Canadian Girl

    Well done. You’ve got your own personal cheering section here.

  • HollyB

    I got a message from your Heart, Back, and all your weight bearing joints; they said to tell you they really do appreciate the effort.The Knees and Hips said they are sorry about the bitchin’, they’ll try to hold it down. It just takes time to adjust to this new activity level.Keep up the good work, you KNOW we’re all happy for you and pullin’ for you, Fella’

  • HollyB

    I got a message from your Heart, Back, and all your weight bearing joints; they said to tell you they really do appreciate the effort.The Knees and Hips said they are sorry about the bitchin’, they’ll try to hold it down. It just takes time to adjust to this new activity level.Keep up the good work, you KNOW we’re all happy for you and pullin’ for you, Fella’

  • HollyB

    I got a message from your Heart, Back, and all your weight bearing joints; they said to tell you they really do appreciate the effort.The Knees and Hips said they are sorry about the bitchin’, they’ll try to hold it down. It just takes time to adjust to this new activity level.Keep up the good work, you KNOW we’re all happy for you and pullin’ for you, Fella’

  • HollyB

    I got a message from your Heart, Back, and all your weight bearing joints; they said to tell you they really do appreciate the effort.The Knees and Hips said they are sorry about the bitchin’, they’ll try to hold it down. It just takes time to adjust to this new activity level.Keep up the good work, you KNOW we’re all happy for you and pullin’ for you, Fella’

  • snigs1spot

    Way to go! I wish you great success in getting to your desired weight. Keep up the good work.

  • snigs1spot

    Way to go! I wish you great success in getting to your desired weight. Keep up the good work.

  • snigs1spot

    Way to go! I wish you great success in getting to your desired weight. Keep up the good work.

  • snigs1spot

    Way to go! I wish you great success in getting to your desired weight. Keep up the good work.

  • AMiB

    congrats! stepping on the scale after so much hard work and seeing the fruits of your effort is one of the greatest feelings in the world! just wait till you start dropping shirt/pant sizes…

  • AMiB

    congrats! stepping on the scale after so much hard work and seeing the fruits of your effort is one of the greatest feelings in the world! just wait till you start dropping shirt/pant sizes…

  • AMiB

    congrats! stepping on the scale after so much hard work and seeing the fruits of your effort is one of the greatest feelings in the world! just wait till you start dropping shirt/pant sizes…

  • AMiB

    congrats! stepping on the scale after so much hard work and seeing the fruits of your effort is one of the greatest feelings in the world! just wait till you start dropping shirt/pant sizes…

  • Bob P

    AD, congradulations!Three years ago, I was 320 with a height of 5’9″ and a waist of 54″. 18 months later, I lost 130 pounds and are in 33″ pants. You are approaching this ‘journey’ in the right direction, modifying your eating (not just going on a diet) and adding in exercise. Good luck and Babs does make a good point, don’t force your body to think you are in famine mode. Would suggest a book for you, “You: On a Diet” by Oz & Roizen. Hang in there and you can do it. Just remember, it is not a diet, it is a life style change!

  • Bob P

    AD, congradulations!Three years ago, I was 320 with a height of 5’9″ and a waist of 54″. 18 months later, I lost 130 pounds and are in 33″ pants. You are approaching this ‘journey’ in the right direction, modifying your eating (not just going on a diet) and adding in exercise. Good luck and Babs does make a good point, don’t force your body to think you are in famine mode. Would suggest a book for you, “You: On a Diet” by Oz & Roizen. Hang in there and you can do it. Just remember, it is not a diet, it is a life style change!

  • Bob P

    AD, congradulations!Three years ago, I was 320 with a height of 5’9″ and a waist of 54″. 18 months later, I lost 130 pounds and are in 33″ pants. You are approaching this ‘journey’ in the right direction, modifying your eating (not just going on a diet) and adding in exercise. Good luck and Babs does make a good point, don’t force your body to think you are in famine mode. Would suggest a book for you, “You: On a Diet” by Oz & Roizen. Hang in there and you can do it. Just remember, it is not a diet, it is a life style change!

  • Bob P

    AD, congradulations!Three years ago, I was 320 with a height of 5’9″ and a waist of 54″. 18 months later, I lost 130 pounds and are in 33″ pants. You are approaching this ‘journey’ in the right direction, modifying your eating (not just going on a diet) and adding in exercise. Good luck and Babs does make a good point, don’t force your body to think you are in famine mode. Would suggest a book for you, “You: On a Diet” by Oz & Roizen. Hang in there and you can do it. Just remember, it is not a diet, it is a life style change!

  • phlegmfatale

    Good on you!Nice to know those 10 pounds of crawfish didn’t really damage you.

  • phlegmfatale

    Good on you!Nice to know those 10 pounds of crawfish didn’t really damage you.

  • phlegmfatale

    Good on you!Nice to know those 10 pounds of crawfish didn’t really damage you.

  • phlegmfatale

    Good on you!Nice to know those 10 pounds of crawfish didn’t really damage you.

  • Christine

    Good for you! That’s wonderful. I hope it continues to be this easy for you!

  • Christine

    Good for you! That’s wonderful. I hope it continues to be this easy for you!

  • Christine

    Good for you! That’s wonderful. I hope it continues to be this easy for you!

  • Christine

    Good for you! That’s wonderful. I hope it continues to be this easy for you!

  • Pond house family

    Good for you! We definetly live in a society of convenience- That is great that you are now cooking instead of just drivin-thru! It is a HARD thing to do!

  • Pond house family

    Good for you! We definetly live in a society of convenience- That is great that you are now cooking instead of just drivin-thru! It is a HARD thing to do!

  • Pond house family

    Good for you! We definetly live in a society of convenience- That is great that you are now cooking instead of just drivin-thru! It is a HARD thing to do!

  • Pond house family

    Good for you! We definetly live in a society of convenience- That is great that you are now cooking instead of just drivin-thru! It is a HARD thing to do!


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