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Dear Communicom,

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You suck.

When I pay for cable internet service, I expect two things: speed and reliability. It’s bad enough that I could get faster downloads from DSL, but the fact that your obsolescent southwest Louisiana equipment craps out on a nightly basis, sometimes for an hour at a time, but it chaps my ass like cheese-grater toilet paper when every frickin’ little rainstorm totally knocks out all internet access for 48 hours.

And no, I don’t want to hear your drones assure me that you’re working on the problem. I want you to fix the problem. Permanently.

Until then, Communicom sucks, and it is my fervent hope that this entry will appear in the top results of search engines nationwide, so that every poor sap who Googles your company name will be able to read how much your service sucks big, greasy, sweaty donkey balls.

PS: FTD, you suck too. It’s bad enough that the big name in flowers will not deliver to just about anywhere in rural Georgia, but when you say you can deliver said flowers to my sweetie’s place of employment, and on a certain date, I expect the flowers to be delivered on that date.

Assholes.

Flowers.com just got my business from now on, and I hope some disgruntled suitor plants one of Mercury’s winged feet right up your corporate ass.

That is all.

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Posted by on February 14, 2008 • Filed under: Uncategorized
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  • Babs

    Well, I got a call from said place of employment not long after I talked to you. They’re there and I get to enjoy them tomorrow night on my otherwise LONG shift. All’s well that ends well.

  • Babs

    Well, I got a call from said place of employment not long after I talked to you. They’re there and I get to enjoy them tomorrow night on my otherwise LONG shift. All’s well that ends well.

  • Babs

    Well, I got a call from said place of employment not long after I talked to you. They’re there and I get to enjoy them tomorrow night on my otherwise LONG shift. All’s well that ends well.

  • Babs

    Well, I got a call from said place of employment not long after I talked to you. They’re there and I get to enjoy them tomorrow night on my otherwise LONG shift. All’s well that ends well.

  • Scott

    AD, WHAT did Master Yoda say about anger?(Seriously, what did he say? I can’t remember because I am a Star Trek guy.)

  • Scott

    AD, WHAT did Master Yoda say about anger?(Seriously, what did he say? I can’t remember because I am a Star Trek guy.)

  • Scott

    AD, WHAT did Master Yoda say about anger?(Seriously, what did he say? I can’t remember because I am a Star Trek guy.)

  • Scott

    AD, WHAT did Master Yoda say about anger?(Seriously, what did he say? I can’t remember because I am a Star Trek guy.)

  • shooter

    AD, two words to remember for next year…Harry&David. ’nuff said. Flowers, candy, gifts and more in one catalog. Very reliable delivery, too. There’s something for everyone, including your ladyfriend (Hi Babs, Happy Valentine’s Day).

  • shooter

    AD, two words to remember for next year…Harry&David. ’nuff said. Flowers, candy, gifts and more in one catalog. Very reliable delivery, too. There’s something for everyone, including your ladyfriend (Hi Babs, Happy Valentine’s Day).

  • shooter

    AD, two words to remember for next year…Harry&David.; ’nuff said. Flowers, candy, gifts and more in one catalog. Very reliable delivery, too. There’s something for everyone, including your ladyfriend (Hi Babs, Happy Valentine’s Day).

  • shooter

    AD, two words to remember for next year…Harry&David.; ’nuff said. Flowers, candy, gifts and more in one catalog. Very reliable delivery, too. There’s something for everyone, including your ladyfriend (Hi Babs, Happy Valentine’s Day).

  • Brendan

    proflowers.comNever had a problem, not expensive, excellent selection, and holy cow they last FOREVER. Highly recommend you try them.

  • Brendan

    proflowers.comNever had a problem, not expensive, excellent selection, and holy cow they last FOREVER. Highly recommend you try them.

  • Brendan

    proflowers.comNever had a problem, not expensive, excellent selection, and holy cow they last FOREVER. Highly recommend you try them.

  • Brendan

    proflowers.comNever had a problem, not expensive, excellent selection, and holy cow they last FOREVER. Highly recommend you try them.

  • Regolith

    Is it just me or is “Communicom” eerily similar to “Communism”…

  • Regolith

    Is it just me or is “Communicom” eerily similar to “Communism”…

  • Regolith

    Is it just me or is “Communicom” eerily similar to “Communism”…

  • Regolith

    Is it just me or is “Communicom” eerily similar to “Communism”…

  • forlorn boater

    Our cable internet in north Louisiana is gawdawful as well; it went out if it even looked like it was going to rain. I went with BellSouth DSL about 2 years ago and I don’t think that it has ever gone down.

  • forlorn boater

    Our cable internet in north Louisiana is gawdawful as well; it went out if it even looked like it was going to rain. I went with BellSouth DSL about 2 years ago and I don’t think that it has ever gone down.

  • forlorn boater

    Our cable internet in north Louisiana is gawdawful as well; it went out if it even looked like it was going to rain. I went with BellSouth DSL about 2 years ago and I don’t think that it has ever gone down.

  • forlorn boater

    Our cable internet in north Louisiana is gawdawful as well; it went out if it even looked like it was going to rain. I went with BellSouth DSL about 2 years ago and I don’t think that it has ever gone down.

  • SpeakerTweaker

    AD, I’m detecting a little hostility here. Are you trying to tell us that you’re upset?Really, don’t sugarcoat it. Tell us how you REALLY feel;)tweaker

  • SpeakerTweaker

    AD, I’m detecting a little hostility here. Are you trying to tell us that you’re upset?Really, don’t sugarcoat it. Tell us how you REALLY feel;)tweaker

  • SpeakerTweaker

    AD, I’m detecting a little hostility here. Are you trying to tell us that you’re upset?Really, don’t sugarcoat it. Tell us how you REALLY feel;)tweaker

  • SpeakerTweaker

    AD, I’m detecting a little hostility here. Are you trying to tell us that you’re upset?Really, don’t sugarcoat it. Tell us how you REALLY feel;)tweaker

  • Chris

    Another poke for proflowers.comGood service, reasonable prices, great quality.(no, I’m just a customer)I’d like to add TimeWarner, Dish Networks, and SWBell to your sux list. Why do cable, satellite, and broadband companies have so many quality of service issues? For the money they charge, the service is just plain bad.

  • Chris

    Another poke for proflowers.comGood service, reasonable prices, great quality.(no, I’m just a customer)I’d like to add TimeWarner, Dish Networks, and SWBell to your sux list. Why do cable, satellite, and broadband companies have so many quality of service issues? For the money they charge, the service is just plain bad.

  • Chris

    Another poke for proflowers.comGood service, reasonable prices, great quality.(no, I’m just a customer)I’d like to add TimeWarner, Dish Networks, and SWBell to your sux list. Why do cable, satellite, and broadband companies have so many quality of service issues? For the money they charge, the service is just plain bad.

  • Chris

    Another poke for proflowers.comGood service, reasonable prices, great quality.(no, I’m just a customer)I’d like to add TimeWarner, Dish Networks, and SWBell to your sux list. Why do cable, satellite, and broadband companies have so many quality of service issues? For the money they charge, the service is just plain bad.

  • philthemedic

    It’s like that in major cities too. Back home in Dallas, there could be gale-force winds and thunder, but if there’s just a drop of rain, the power and cable go out. You’d think they’d be more keen on that stuff in locations with severe weather.

  • philthemedic

    It’s like that in major cities too. Back home in Dallas, there could be gale-force winds and thunder, but if there’s just a drop of rain, the power and cable go out. You’d think they’d be more keen on that stuff in locations with severe weather.

  • philthemedic

    It’s like that in major cities too. Back home in Dallas, there could be gale-force winds and thunder, but if there’s just a drop of rain, the power and cable go out. You’d think they’d be more keen on that stuff in locations with severe weather.

  • philthemedic

    It’s like that in major cities too. Back home in Dallas, there could be gale-force winds and thunder, but if there’s just a drop of rain, the power and cable go out. You’d think they’d be more keen on that stuff in locations with severe weather.

  • Gene

    Screw proflowers, ftd, flowers.com; I’ve tried them all and had problems. I screw up a lot and flowers have this amazing effect on the distaff side. :) The best service and delivery I’ve ever gotten is from Calyx Flowers (formerly Calyx and Corolla) http://www.calyxflowers.com/Default.aspx The one time that the delivery company left a dozen roses sitting in a hot truck on a July day in Phoenix, I called them and they replaced the flowers next day with two dozen.They aren’t inexpensive, but the flowers last seemingly forever; definitely longer than what I get at the local florists.

  • Gene

    Screw proflowers, ftd, flowers.com; I’ve tried them all and had problems. I screw up a lot and flowers have this amazing effect on the distaff side. :) The best service and delivery I’ve ever gotten is from Calyx Flowers (formerly Calyx and Corolla) http://www.calyxflowers.com/Default.aspx The one time that the delivery company left a dozen roses sitting in a hot truck on a July day in Phoenix, I called them and they replaced the flowers next day with two dozen.They aren’t inexpensive, but the flowers last seemingly forever; definitely longer than what I get at the local florists.

  • Gene

    Screw proflowers, ftd, flowers.com; I’ve tried them all and had problems. I screw up a lot and flowers have this amazing effect on the distaff side. :) The best service and delivery I’ve ever gotten is from Calyx Flowers (formerly Calyx and Corolla) http://www.calyxflowers.com/Default.aspx The one time that the delivery company left a dozen roses sitting in a hot truck on a July day in Phoenix, I called them and they replaced the flowers next day with two dozen.They aren’t inexpensive, but the flowers last seemingly forever; definitely longer than what I get at the local florists.

  • Gene

    Screw proflowers, ftd, flowers.com; I’ve tried them all and had problems. I screw up a lot and flowers have this amazing effect on the distaff side. :) The best service and delivery I’ve ever gotten is from Calyx Flowers (formerly Calyx and Corolla) http://www.calyxflowers.com/Default.aspx The one time that the delivery company left a dozen roses sitting in a hot truck on a July day in Phoenix, I called them and they replaced the flowers next day with two dozen.They aren’t inexpensive, but the flowers last seemingly forever; definitely longer than what I get at the local florists.

  • Clarinazi

    On the comm notes…all I can say is that I feel ya (http://clarinazi.blogspot.com/2007/10/cox-can-nibble-my-taint.html)…and on the flowers-it’s the thought that counts. The flowers don’t hurt either, but flowers on a not-so-obviously romantic day count even more. Send them to her on June 3 or March 20 or some random date conceived by your computer just to let her know that you’re still the romantic guy she loves on V-day…Just my $0.02 worth

  • Clarinazi

    On the comm notes…all I can say is that I feel ya (http://clarinazi.blogspot.com/2007/10/cox-can-nibble-my-taint.html)…and on the flowers-it’s the thought that counts. The flowers don’t hurt either, but flowers on a not-so-obviously romantic day count even more. Send them to her on June 3 or March 20 or some random date conceived by your computer just to let her know that you’re still the romantic guy she loves on V-day…Just my $0.02 worth

  • Clarinazi

    On the comm notes…all I can say is that I feel ya (http://clarinazi.blogspot.com/2007/10/cox-can-nibble-my-taint.html)…and on the flowers-it’s the thought that counts. The flowers don’t hurt either, but flowers on a not-so-obviously romantic day count even more. Send them to her on June 3 or March 20 or some random date conceived by your computer just to let her know that you’re still the romantic guy she loves on V-day…Just my $0.02 worth

  • Clarinazi

    On the comm notes…all I can say is that I feel ya (http://clarinazi.blogspot.com/2007/10/cox-can-nibble-my-taint.html)…and on the flowers-it’s the thought that counts. The flowers don’t hurt either, but flowers on a not-so-obviously romantic day count even more. Send them to her on June 3 or March 20 or some random date conceived by your computer just to let her know that you’re still the romantic guy she loves on V-day…Just my $0.02 worth

  • Sigivald

    Pretty much all the big “deliver flowers” companies just use local florists anyway, and that’s where most of the screw-ups occur.You’re probably better off just calling a local florist in her county, direct.

  • Sigivald

    Pretty much all the big “deliver flowers” companies just use local florists anyway, and that’s where most of the screw-ups occur.You’re probably better off just calling a local florist in her county, direct.

  • Sigivald

    Pretty much all the big “deliver flowers” companies just use local florists anyway, and that’s where most of the screw-ups occur.You’re probably better off just calling a local florist in her county, direct.

  • Sigivald

    Pretty much all the big “deliver flowers” companies just use local florists anyway, and that’s where most of the screw-ups occur.You’re probably better off just calling a local florist in her county, direct.

  • Sparrow

    I swear by Proflowers, too. I’ve used all of them, and they are the only ones whose flowers last more than two days.

  • Sparrow

    I swear by Proflowers, too. I’ve used all of them, and they are the only ones whose flowers last more than two days.

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