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So there I was, facing a whole classroom of kindergartners, five minutes before the afternoon school bell rang to begin their Christmas vacation. Just me between them and the door, armed with nothing more than a flimsy yardstick, and a handful of hardened Play-Doh.

“No one leaves before they pick up their reading assignments! 400 words on ‘Why I’d Like To Be An Ambulance Driver,‘ due the first day back from vacation!” I screamed.

The bell rang.

And then they charged…

H/T to Wyatt Earp.

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Posted by on December 17, 2007 • Filed under: Uncategorized
  • J.R.Shirley

    29.Dammit…

  • J.R.Shirley

    29.Dammit…

  • J.R.Shirley

    29.Dammit…

  • J.R.Shirley

    29.Dammit…

  • Ambulance Driver

    It helps to be significantly larger than the average five year old, John. ;) Geez, I crack myself up some times.

  • Ambulance Driver

    It helps to be significantly larger than the average five year old, John. ;) Geez, I crack myself up some times.

  • Ambulance Driver

    It helps to be significantly larger than the average five year old, John. ;) Geez, I crack myself up some times.

  • Ambulance Driver

    It helps to be significantly larger than the average five year old, John. ;) Geez, I crack myself up some times.

  • Scott

    Awwww! Don’t beat kids!This reminds me of Kramer “dominating” in sparring when he was sparring 7 year old girls in karate class. Well, you know, pre comedy club racial rant Kramer who was actually funny.Now I’m gonna go see how many kiddoes that silly test says I could whup!

  • Scott

    Awwww! Don’t beat kids!This reminds me of Kramer “dominating” in sparring when he was sparring 7 year old girls in karate class. Well, you know, pre comedy club racial rant Kramer who was actually funny.Now I’m gonna go see how many kiddoes that silly test says I could whup!

  • Scott

    Awwww! Don’t beat kids!This reminds me of Kramer “dominating” in sparring when he was sparring 7 year old girls in karate class. Well, you know, pre comedy club racial rant Kramer who was actually funny.Now I’m gonna go see how many kiddoes that silly test says I could whup!

  • Scott

    Awwww! Don’t beat kids!This reminds me of Kramer “dominating” in sparring when he was sparring 7 year old girls in karate class. Well, you know, pre comedy club racial rant Kramer who was actually funny.Now I’m gonna go see how many kiddoes that silly test says I could whup!

  • Matt G

    29 here, too, John. And I know it wasn’t because I’m more moral than Ambo Driver.

  • Matt G

    29 here, too, John. And I know it wasn’t because I’m more moral than Ambo Driver.

  • Matt G

    29 here, too, John. And I know it wasn’t because I’m more moral than Ambo Driver.

  • Matt G

    29 here, too, John. And I know it wasn’t because I’m more moral than Ambo Driver.

  • Bob@thenest

    17 here. Uh, I think I’d better send my little grandson another Christmas present…

  • Bob@thenest

    17 here. Uh, I think I’d better send my little grandson another Christmas present…

  • Bob@thenest

    17 here. Uh, I think I’d better send my little grandson another Christmas present…

  • Bob@thenest

    17 here. Uh, I think I’d better send my little grandson another Christmas present…

  • KD5NRH

    Hah! 33!Bring on the brats!

  • KD5NRH

    Hah! 33!Bring on the brats!

  • KD5NRH

    Hah! 33!Bring on the brats!

  • KD5NRH

    Hah! 33!Bring on the brats!

  • Gerald

    17 – I knew there was a reason I don’t young kids.

  • Gerald

    17 – I knew there was a reason I don’t young kids.

  • Gerald

    17 – I knew there was a reason I don’t young kids.

  • Gerald

    17 – I knew there was a reason I don’t young kids.

  • Gerald

    17 – I knew there was a reason I don’t teach young kids.

  • Gerald

    17 – I knew there was a reason I don’t teach young kids.

  • Gerald

    17 – I knew there was a reason I don’t teach young kids.

  • Gerald

    17 – I knew there was a reason I don’t teach young kids.

  • Wyatt Earp

    <>And then they charged . . . <>[a]nd you dispatched them with extreme prejudice.I scored 28. Thanks for the link.

  • Wyatt Earp

    <>And then they charged . . . <>[a]nd you dispatched them with extreme prejudice.I scored 28. Thanks for the link.

  • Wyatt Earp

    [a]nd you dispatched them with extreme prejudice.I scored 28. Thanks for the link.

  • Wyatt Earp

    [a]nd you dispatched them with extreme prejudice.I scored 28. Thanks for the link.

  • Christina

    W00t!28.I’d make mince-meat outta them.

  • Christina

    W00t!28.I’d make mince-meat outta them.

  • Christina

    W00t!28.I’d make mince-meat outta them.

  • Christina

    W00t!28.I’d make mince-meat outta them.

  • CountyRat

    Taught a room full of kids, huh? Wow, you paramedics really are heroes! Sure wish I was brave and strong like you, AB.

  • CountyRat

    Taught a room full of kids, huh? Wow, you paramedics really are heroes! Sure wish I was brave and strong like you, AB.

  • CountyRat

    Taught a room full of kids, huh? Wow, you paramedics really are heroes! Sure wish I was brave and strong like you, AB.

  • CountyRat

    Taught a room full of kids, huh? Wow, you paramedics really are heroes! Sure wish I was brave and strong like you, AB.

  • shooter

    34 HAH! Got ya beat. Those poor lil’ rapscallions didn’t expect to see me come ’round the corner with jumper cables and a claw hammer. If you ain’t cheating in a fight, you ain’t trying hard enough to win.

  • shooter

    34 HAH! Got ya beat. Those poor lil’ rapscallions didn’t expect to see me come ’round the corner with jumper cables and a claw hammer. If you ain’t cheating in a fight, you ain’t trying hard enough to win.

  • shooter

    34 HAH! Got ya beat. Those poor lil’ rapscallions didn’t expect to see me come ’round the corner with jumper cables and a claw hammer. If you ain’t cheating in a fight, you ain’t trying hard enough to win.

  • shooter

    34 HAH! Got ya beat. Those poor lil’ rapscallions didn’t expect to see me come ’round the corner with jumper cables and a claw hammer. If you ain’t cheating in a fight, you ain’t trying hard enough to win.

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