It's Good To Be The King

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Google’s #1 result for “Overeducated Ambulance Driver!”*

Yeah, baby!

And my high school guidance counselor said I’d never amount to anything.

Well put that in your pipe and smoke it, Edith Shankle! Who’s the loser now, beeyotch?

*Thanks to Overeducated Twit for the help. I couldn’t have done it without her.

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Posted by Ambulance Driver on September 29, 2007 • Filed under: Uncategorized

Lemon Stand

Your highness, would it be possible for you to let me up out of my curtsy now? I’ve been down here a while and I’m not complaining or anything… honest… because I know you have more important things to do.(Did you track down your old counselor and give her the great news yet?)LOL – sorry, I couldn’t resist. )
Lemon Stand

Your highness, would it be possible for you to let me up out of my curtsy now? I’ve been down here a while and I’m not complaining or anything… honest… because I know you have more important things to do.(Did you track down your old counselor and give her the great news yet?)LOL – sorry, I couldn’t resist. )
Overeducated Twit

Hey, thanks for the 15 seconds of Internet fame .Average hits per day: 2Total hits today (so far): 20
Overeducated Twit

Hey, thanks for the 15 seconds of Internet fame .Average hits per day: 2Total hits today (so far): 20
Farmmom

Oh nooooo….. now his head is gonna get even bigger!!LMAOHey what can I say ? Congratulations on being the top Google guru
Farmmom

Oh nooooo….. now his head is gonna get even bigger!!LMAOHey what can I say ? Congratulations on being the top Google guru
twinsx2

Ah, but you should also google ignorant ambulance driver.
twinsx2

Ah, but you should also google ignorant ambulance driver.
Ambulance Driver

Twinsx2,ROFLMAO! Good one!<>This<> twin is going to pretend he never saw that search result.
Ambulance Driver

twin is going to pretend he never saw that search result.
Snigglefrits

Be thankful you’re king of that search…My blog is third from the top when you google “cucumber fetish” and I don’t even have said fetish.
Snigglefrits

Be thankful you’re king of that search…My blog is third from the top when you google “cucumber fetish” and I don’t even have said fetish.
Matt G

See also: “< HREF="http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&safe=off&q=asshole+ambulance+driver" REL="nofollow">Asshole Ambulance Driver<>“, “< HREF="http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&safe=off&q=pervert+ambulance+driver" REL="nofollow">Pervert Ambulance Driver<>“, “< HREF="http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&safe=off&q=ambulance+driver+eats+shit" REL="nofollow">Ambulance Driver Eats [Feces]<>“, etc, etc. . . Heh. Fame is not synonymous with, but is correllated with, notoriety.
Matt G

“, etc, etc. . . Heh. Fame is not synonymous with, but is correllated with, notoriety.
phlegmfatale

You totally rock! Try and remember all the little people…
phlegmfatale

You totally rock! Try and remember all the little people…
Loving Annie

A.D.,You really ought to send her a copy of your book — and the address of your web page — and your resume, and let her know how wrong she was !
Loving Annie

A.D.,You really ought to send her a copy of your book — and the address of your web page — and your resume, and let her know how wrong she was !
BillyBob

Hahahahaha!Man you crack me up!!
BillyBob

Hahahahaha!Man you crack me up!!
knitalot3

Awwwwww…… I’m so proud of you AD!!!
knitalot3

Awwwwww…… I’m so proud of you AD!!!
Wyatt Earp

Strangely enough, I am the number one search for “Uneducated fat detective.”I rule.
Wyatt Earp

Strangely enough, I am the number one search for “Uneducated fat detective.”I rule.
Overeducated Twit

Your readers are impressive in number…Too bad you couldn’t somehow sic ‘em all on Sumdood or something.
Overeducated Twit

Your readers are impressive in number…Too bad you couldn’t somehow sic ‘em all on Sumdood or something.