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And, as promised, a beefcake picture of me*:

* Not really.

  • Murphy

    Brings new meaning to the phrase“who pissed in your cheerios?”

  • Murphy

    Brings new meaning to the phrase”who pissed in your cheerios?”

  • Jay G

    In all seriousness, be careful with that pic, brother. Someone might accuse you of posting kiddie porn… :| (Note: I am in no way, shape, or form saying this is the case, mind you; just that some brittle people might twist it the wrong way…)

  • Jay G

    In all seriousness, be careful with that pic, brother. Someone might accuse you of posting kiddie porn… :| (Note: I am in no way, shape, or form saying this is the case, mind you; just that some brittle people might twist it the wrong way…)

  • Anonymous

    What Jay said.Personally know a friend who took pics of his nekkid baby to get developed. Had DSS and cops at his door the next day.Nothing “sexual” about the pics — just baby in a tub, baby doing baby things — etc. One of them was a “full frontal” (similar to your post) but they acted like he was a perv.All eventually blew over, but not before much expensive heartache and aggravation, not to mention being on the “radar” of the local DHS nazis.Sick reality, bro.Personally I’d pull the pic…$0.02DD

  • Anonymous

    What Jay said.Personally know a friend who took pics of his nekkid baby to get developed. Had DSS and cops at his door the next day.Nothing “sexual” about the pics — just baby in a tub, baby doing baby things — etc. One of them was a “full frontal” (similar to your post) but they acted like he was a perv.All eventually blew over, but not before much expensive heartache and aggravation, not to mention being on the “radar” of the local DHS nazis.Sick reality, bro.Personally I’d pull the pic…$0.02DD

  • Ambulance Driver

    Good point, Jay and Anonymous.Prepare your brain bleach for the alternate photo. ;)

  • Ambulance Driver

    Good point, Jay and Anonymous.Prepare your brain bleach for the alternate photo. ;)

  • Babs RN

    ;)

  • Babs RN

    ;)

  • skywriter

    was that just before Green Peace attempted to roll you back into the water. .tee hee

  • skywriter

    was that just before Green Peace attempted to roll you back into the water. .tee hee

  • Kat

    AAARRRGHHHH!!!!! brain bleach! Brain bleach!!!! my eyes! my EYES!!!

  • Kat

    AAARRRGHHHH!!!!! brain bleach! Brain bleach!!!! my eyes! my EYES!!!

  • X-Ray Geek

    Cute Face….Ugly Body…..Pass the brain bleach this way!!

  • X-Ray Geek

    Cute Face….Ugly Body…..Pass the brain bleach this way!!

  • Epijunky

    WHAT KAT SAID!!!!Absolutely. Thanks. So much.

  • Epijunky

    WHAT KAT SAID!!!!Absolutely. Thanks. So much.

  • Pseudo_Doctor

    Hey AD…you know where the gym is?

  • Pseudo_Doctor

    Hey AD…you know where the gym is?

  • Kiki B.

    That’s sick, man. That’s just plain sick. pardon me if I have typos. I have just been blidned by a photo. Now, what person in their right or left mind would pose for such a thing?

  • Kiki B.

    That’s sick, man. That’s just plain sick. pardon me if I have typos. I have just been blidned by a photo. Now, what person in their right or left mind would pose for such a thing?

  • Judy

    I could have gone a very long time without that!Pass the brain bleach.

  • Judy

    I could have gone a very long time without that!Pass the brain bleach.

  • Denise

    Wow, AD. That’s a heck of a lot of beef. You could feed a village with that. Just don’t invite me, ok?

  • Denise

    Wow, AD. That’s a heck of a lot of beef. You could feed a village with that. Just don’t invite me, ok?

  • StarfuryZeta

    Um, eye bleach stat! :)

  • StarfuryZeta

    Um, eye bleach stat! :)

  • Mike

    I just got a sudden craving for cottage cheese…

  • Mike

    I just got a sudden craving for cottage cheese…

  • MonkeyGirl

    I like the fact that his feet have sunken into the sand all the way past his cankles.It takes a lotta man to turn normal sand into quicksand.PS: I have gotten that “cheerios” picture in my inbox at least 10 times and have seen it on at least 2 other websites. If we’re calling it “kiddie porn”, my mom, aunt, sister, and several good friends, all moms, are going to jail.Yeah, I know. CYA. How retarded that you have to CYA on your own damn blog.

  • MonkeyGirl

    I like the fact that his feet have sunken into the sand all the way past his cankles.It takes a lotta man to turn normal sand into quicksand.PS: I have gotten that “cheerios” picture in my inbox at least 10 times and have seen it on at least 2 other websites. If we’re calling it “kiddie porn”, my mom, aunt, sister, and several good friends, all moms, are going to jail.Yeah, I know. CYA. How retarded that you have to CYA on your own damn blog.

  • NurseBrite-ize

    Hey AD — new web address – thought I would pass the word around! Stunning pic by the way!

  • NurseBrite-ize

    Hey AD — new web address – thought I would pass the word around! Stunning pic by the way!

  • Kyle J.

    My god……i am speechless and not in a good way.

  • Kyle J.

    My god……i am speechless and not in a good way.

  • knitalot3

    Eeewww! I think he exceeded the PSI warning on that suit.

  • knitalot3

    Eeewww! I think he exceeded the PSI warning on that suit.

  • Anonymous

    Yuck.Bring back the kiddie porn, please…=o )For those who may have misunderstood my previous post, I was in no way saying AD was out of line, but rather that we live in such a screwed up place that he could have gotten some problems he doesn’t need or want.Sucks…DD

  • Anonymous

    Yuck.Bring back the kiddie porn, please…=o )For those who may have misunderstood my previous post, I was in no way saying AD was out of line, but rather that we live in such a screwed up place that he could have gotten some problems he doesn’t need or want.Sucks…DD

  • Scott

    LOL! You probably should have Photoshopped yourself a handful of <>extra chins<> to fit that body!That guy posing like that makes me think he is proud of that <>stellar physique<>! Didn’t Austin Powers’ “<>Fat Bastard<>” brag that he was “<>dead sexy<>!”?

  • Scott

    !”?

  • Queen of Dysfunction

    Emphasis on the “cake” right?

  • Queen of Dysfunction

    Emphasis on the “cake” right?

  • CrankyProf

    If you’re happy and you know it, flap your pannus…I admire your bold choice in leopard prints.

  • CrankyProf

    If you’re happy and you know it, flap your pannus…I admire your bold choice in leopard prints.

  • Anonymous

    Is that quick sand he is standing in ?1- No, its slow sand. What’s your hurry ?2- No, I’m actually suffering from a rare Afican tropical disease that makes me grow shorter by the minute.3- No, I actually encased my feet in concrete so I can be used as a mooring at high tide.Mike

  • Anonymous

    Is that quick sand he is standing in ?1- No, its slow sand. What’s your hurry ?2- No, I’m actually suffering from a rare Afican tropical disease that makes me grow shorter by the minute.3- No, I actually encased my feet in concrete so I can be used as a mooring at high tide.Mike

  • Cinnkitty

    OMG!!! Bring back the psuedo-kiddie porn! For the love of GOD!!! Please….. need..hot..pokers.for…my…. eye-balls!!!!!! The horror! The Horror!!!I am now officially a member of the “Perseus Club”, thanx… no really…thanx AD. I’ll return the favor some day.. in triplicate.

  • Cinnkitty

    OMG!!! Bring back the psuedo-kiddie porn! For the love of GOD!!! Please….. need..hot..pokers.for…my…. eye-balls!!!!!! The horror! The Horror!!!I am now officially a member of the “Perseus Club”, thanx… no really…thanx AD. I’ll return the favor some day.. in triplicate.


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