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Sumdood Sighting

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Tom Reynolds of Random Acts of Reality has been dealing with a rash of stabbings of late in his London ambulance district. The other night, he cared for one innocent youth in, as he calls it, a “pre-stabbed” state:

The police arrived at the house moments after we got there, as he wasn’t seriously injured I told the police that they could get their interview done before we took the boy to hospital.

Of course, it wouldn’t be as simple as that – he started off by claiming that he didn’t know where he had been ‘hanging out’. He also didn’t know who he had been with, what type of car the assailants had been driving, what they had looked like or even his friend’s home address or phone number. He wasn’t going to tell the police anything.

I’m guessing that if the kid gave the cops any info at all, the assailant was a guy named Sumbloke.

  • Nurse K, Generic ER Nurse

    Sumbloke! A bloody < HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGy2VqIbtmQ&mode=related&search=" REL="nofollow">Burberry-wearing chav <>wanker like no other.

  • Nurse K, Generic ER Nurse

    wanker like no other.

  • John

    Damn-I wondered when he would go International!We may have to call out “The Pink Panther” to find him.Scary stuff.J

  • John

    Damn-I wondered when he would go International!We may have to call out “The Pink Panther” to find him.Scary stuff.J

  • CrankyProf

    Sumdood got a passport? We’re screwed.Maybe Mike Meyers can make a new film: “Sumdood: International Man of Mayhem.”

  • CrankyProf

    Sumdood got a passport? We’re screwed.Maybe Mike Meyers can make a new film: “Sumdood: International Man of Mayhem.”

  • Ben

    Sumdood is up here in Quebec too, altough, he changed his name for a french one : “Ungars”.I’m pretty sure we can find Sumdood everywhere: Australia : SumMate?

  • Ben

    Sumdood is up here in Quebec too, altough, he changed his name for a french one : “Ungars”.I’m pretty sure we can find Sumdood everywhere: Australia : SumMate?

  • Medicmarch.

    Ah yes. One his aliases. That bastard’s gone global!

  • Medicmarch.

    Ah yes. One his aliases. That bastard’s gone global!

  • 24HourNurse

    Oh my goodness! Sumdood was here too! He started a massive brawl between 20 drunken rednecks of both sexes-some wielding clubs, and some tasers! WHAT I WOULD HAVE GIVEN FOR A VIDEO OF THAT ONE!

  • 24HourNurse

    Oh my goodness! Sumdood was here too! He started a massive brawl between 20 drunken rednecks of both sexes-some wielding clubs, and some tasers! WHAT I WOULD HAVE GIVEN FOR A VIDEO OF THAT ONE!

  • 24HourNurse

    Oh yea-be on the look out for his cousin-toodudes!

  • 24HourNurse

    Oh yea-be on the look out for his cousin-toodudes!

  • Loving Annie

    Ah yes, the cousins…. sumdood and sumbloke :)

  • Loving Annie

    Ah yes, the cousins…. sumdood and sumbloke :)

  • triticale

    Sumdood is obviously a total@$$hole.

  • triticale

    Sumdood is obviously a total@$$hole.

  • Valerian

    Sorry guys – no sumdoods here in Australia – the guy we have is known by “someb*stard” and he is everywhere…. :)

  • Valerian

    Sorry guys – no sumdoods here in Australia – the guy we have is known by “someb*stard” and he is everywhere…. :)

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