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Then How Come I Can Never Find My Damned Keys?

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How smart are you?

Stolen from Fodder.

  • LM

    I got 25 out of 25, yet am only smarter than 98.9%.Those smarter people are answering questions right that weren’t even asked!My smart son says it must have been timed, and I am slow.

  • LM

    I got 25 out of 25, yet am only smarter than 98.9%.Those smarter people are answering questions right that weren’t even asked!My smart son says it must have been timed, and I am slow.

  • Squeaky Wheel

    I’m smarter than a little more than 94%…I got 24/25 correct. I also put “other” as my race, so that might have had something to do with it.

  • Squeaky Wheel

    I’m smarter than a little more than 94%…I got 24/25 correct. I also put “other” as my race, so that might have had something to do with it.

  • mielikki

    if you find your keys, can you check for mine? Please?

  • mielikki

    if you find your keys, can you check for mine? Please?

  • Kaerius

    I’m smarter than 74.32%, with 21/25 correct answers… but I’m not american, so me missing a few of the america-centric ones isn’t strange. ;) I picked white/caucasian, and finished it in under 2 minutes.

  • Kaerius

    I’m smarter than 74.32%, with 21/25 correct answers… but I’m not american, so me missing a few of the america-centric ones isn’t strange. ;) I picked white/caucasian, and finished it in under 2 minutes.

  • BellaLinda

    I’m smarter than 99.3%.

  • BellaLinda

    I’m smarter than 99.3%.

  • John

    Oh yeah— Well I can say DUMB-ASS in 19 Languages!! Beat that-Dumbassen. Sew Their! Johnand Ps.HuKEd OwN fONicKs WuRkeD 4 Mi !!!!

  • John

    Oh yeah— Well I can say DUMB-ASS in 19 Languages!! Beat that-Dumbassen. Sew Their! Johnand Ps.HuKEd OwN fONicKs WuRkeD 4 Mi !!!!

  • Purple Daisy

    This is why I’ve got a very pretty brushed stainless thing with 4 hooks on it that was designed to hold coats attached to the wall right beside the door. I unlock the door, open the door, remove my keys from the door & hang the damn things up. Otherwise I’ll *NEVER* see them again.I’m also smarter than 99.5% of average people, but if you’re reading this blog, you’re already ahead of the curve.

  • Purple Daisy

    This is why I’ve got a very pretty brushed stainless thing with 4 hooks on it that was designed to hold coats attached to the wall right beside the door. I unlock the door, open the door, remove my keys from the door & hang the damn things up. Otherwise I’ll *NEVER* see them again.I’m also smarter than 99.5% of average people, but if you’re reading this blog, you’re already ahead of the curve.

  • jordan

    Ah, ok, it’s timed. That’s why my first run through was 98.3%. They need to mention that so I don’t go and grab a soda in the middle of the test. The bastards.

  • jordan

    Ah, ok, it’s timed. That’s why my first run through was 98.3%. They need to mention that so I don’t go and grab a soda in the middle of the test. The bastards.

  • Babs RN

    I was digging all over the place last night and actually had a locksmith on the way to the hotel because I couldn’t find MY keys and just KNEW we were going to be stranded in Tampa. Thankfully, my son found them :)

  • Babs RN

    I was digging all over the place last night and actually had a locksmith on the way to the hotel because I couldn’t find MY keys and just KNEW we were going to be stranded in Tampa. Thankfully, my son found them :)

  • Jay G

    99.84% of respondents are dumber than I.Heh.I only <>look<> like a room temperature IQ knuckle-dragging scooter trash gun nut…

  • Jay G

    like a room temperature IQ knuckle-dragging scooter trash gun nut…

  • Cinnkitty

    Funny – I *just* heard a statistic on Friday that said most people will spend at least 15 hours doing “this” in their lifetime.The answer? Looking for their keys! ha..ha..ha!!!

  • Cinnkitty

    Funny – I *just* heard a statistic on Friday that said most people will spend at least 15 hours doing “this” in their lifetime.The answer? Looking for their keys! ha..ha..ha!!!


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