Stopping Off For a Cold One

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Back in the days when Anna Nicole Smith first appeared in Playboy, I was quite smitten with her. I even wrote her letters, which can be summarized something like this:

AD: Dear Anna Nicole Smith, I am your biggest and bestest fan (pant, pant). Howzabout you and me hooking up, hot stuff?

Your friend, Ambulance Driver.

ANS: Get a life, creep. You’ll sleep with me over my dead body.

I’m filing a restraining order,
Anna Nicole Smith

Soooooo… now I’m thinking I’ve got a shot.

Okay, even I’ll admit that was just wrong.

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Posted by Ambulance Driver on February 9, 2007 • Filed under: Uncategorized

Larry

Let us know how that worked out for you.Sicko.
Larry

Let us know how that worked out for you.Sicko.;-)
Ahab

Man, she sure was hot back in the 90′s.I guess she’s sort of the perfect example of the White Trash American dream.Take your clothes off for money, marry a hojillionaire, inherit his money when he dies, get in a huge legal battle, gain a lot of weight, lose a lot of weight, die of a massive drug overdose/heart attack.I love it.
Ahab

Man, she sure was hot back in the 90′s.I guess she’s sort of the perfect example of the White Trash American dream.Take your clothes off for money, marry a hojillionaire, inherit his money when he dies, get in a huge legal battle, gain a lot of weight, lose a lot of weight, die of a massive drug overdose/heart attack.I love it.
WW

You sure necrophilia isn’t against the law in your state?
WW

You sure necrophilia isn’t against the law in your state?
Christina

AFTER they’ve done an autopsy…eeeeeew!That’s taking it a little too far!
Christina

AFTER they’ve done an autopsy…eeeeeew!That’s taking it a little too far!
Hammer

I was told by a reputable source just to stick a lamp in the autopsy incison for a while to get the juices warm and flowin again.Yeah, I know some weird people.
Hammer

I was told by a reputable source just to stick a lamp in the autopsy incison for a while to get the juices warm and flowin again.Yeah, I know some weird people.
Anonymous

Really sick, AD.Oh waaaaait a minute…You did that just to see how many hits you’d get, didn’t you?Ok, now THATS funny.
Anonymous

Really sick, AD.Oh waaaaait a minute…You did that just to see how many hits you’d get, didn’t you?Ok, now THATS funny.
Wes

AD –Just remember, restraining orders are just another of way expressing your love…
Wes

AD –Just remember, restraining orders are just another of way expressing your love…
DW

AD,remember the line,,,never trust an undertaker who owns a curling iron.Just sayin’, you know.
DW

AD,remember the line,,,never trust an undertaker who owns a curling iron.Just sayin’, you know.
Janean

You are right…that was just WRONG!But funny.
Janean

You are right…that was just WRONG!But funny.
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